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How strange to see comments here...

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Speaking for everyone, where’s xanax?

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl

David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

It’s ok, Nats fans. Should they lose in Houston, just remember that the real treasure were the boos rained on diaper-baby presidents along the way.

That was a transparent effort specifically calculated to cut the booing short/lessen its intensity.

Crowd seeing veterans: Yaaaay!
Crowd seeing Trump: Boooo-
Producer: “Cut back to the fucking vets!”
Crowd seeing veterans: -ooo... Yaaaay!

Ross: Stress for Less

Jared, I love your complete inability to express emotion or feel physical pain.

“Don’t you yell at him!” -Normcore Rockwell

But seriously, Jose Andres is a goddamn saint. He was in Puerto Rico serving over 10,000 a meals a day after Hurricane Maria struck.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Because of the prevailing belief that admitting you’re wrong is a sign of weakness.

I mean, I don’t expect everyone to fact check their jokes, but it’s pretty widely known that Texas’ big cities are Democratic strongholds..

In every photo of him, all I see is Don Jr.

You go into a slack to try to find a single person to talk to about why there are no cigarettes in the Yesterday universe one time, and you create a monster.

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

Yu said it, pal.