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You have to go to YouTube to watch the video and the clip that automatically follows it is titled “Mason Rudolph Full Knockout Sequence” on a channel called Highlight Heaven. This is followed by a video, on the same channel, titled “NFL Hospital Passes” which seems to include nothing but high velocity helmet-to-helmet

I would much prefer all dead over paralyzed.

I find it pretty despicable that Deadspin would have the nerve to point out The Athletic’s censorship in this scenario. It was only a month ago on this very site that I tried to comment on my fantasy football team only to find comments were closed. But sure, The Athletic is the asshole.

What about my diploma? Yeah, it does sort of resemble something you could buy off the internet.

I know the liberal PC police SJWswill attack me here, but I personally won’t vote for a candidate who refuses to do something about California bordering Mexico. That shit is just unacceptable. Make Ohio do it.

If the Jet’s go 0 -16, Darnold’s illness will be upgraded from mononucleosis to diverticulitis.

How Is The Twins Playoff Losing Streak Even Possible?

The real question is, what happens when he finds out his parents lied to him as a child and he hasn’t in fact been playing tennis this whole time?

How is Anderson “jeopardizing his bag” with that defense? It’s not diving at someone’s knees on a loose ball, it’s not coming under a jump shooter before he lands. Morris is trying to give Anderson a fucking concussion with those elbow swings because he can’t be bothered to keep the ball away from a bench scrub, and

Could a giant sinkhole please swallow both teams when they are @Atlanta? Just the teams and the stadium please.

At this rate, the only thing that can stop Zion is a pro-Hong Kong tweet!

This article is great and on point, but can we get a real term for this other than Gamergate? Any mention of GG at this point brings out all the dipshits eager to send death threats to all the people they victimized the first go around with GG.

But Harden and the rest of the NBA can’t even say they support the people of HK while also kissing Xi Jinping’s ass.

Kind of unprofessional not to do it first thing in the morning, and instead wait until he was two hours into eating tape.

“But your ad in The Pennysaver says 24 Hour Service. Nowhere does it say that costs extra!”

3rd person blogs are never a good sign.

“Rickey Henderson’s gonna miss playing for Tony La Russa.”

You ok bud?

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short.