Lmao chill out man
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An awful lot of people are talking about Dabo and the Washington Football Team.
they should probably start the layoffs with their fucking HR department, because they sound hideous.
This sucks so bad. SI was a huge part of my childhood,
TheMaven’s job listings already contain a number of SI positions, including “Expert Writer” and “Sport Editor,”
This sucks so bad. SI was a huge part of my childhood, I subscribed to the magazine up until like 2010 and I would even read the website pretty regularly before they switched to the completely unreadable except on a tablet format a while back.
You missed the “rebrand then retract the stupid rebrand” step
“What did I miss?”
“....and while I know this is a hard day for many of you, we will do our best to support your during this transition. And also FYI, Walter Iooss Jr. will be taking photos of you all while you clean out your desks, so feel free to ham it up.
Oh, they’ve seen women before, just not as human beings.
“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”
Yeah, this has a distinctly non-consensual feel to it. She is literally there as a requirement of her job. Kudos to her (i guess?) for being a good sport about it but it feels real yucky to watch the video of enormous men wearing face covering goggles drenching a single, totally unprotected woman with alcohol.
Kinda feels like they’ve never seen a woman before.
Two words: Cheap. Grace.
If football coaches like Gruden actually had a sense of humor and weren’t so averse to fun they would just say fuck it, and let their freak flag fly. Want to fire up the Wing T offense? Sure, fuck it. Double halfback passes every other drive? Sure, fuck it.
> busts into Dion Waiters’s pantry after a home loss to dispose of all refined sugars
“Just a little extra work while y’all in your third dream. I like to get it in,” Butler said, continuing his noble quest to achieve optimal fitness and alienate every Gen Z teammate from the sport of basketball.
Obviously that’s a Frank Brickowski. Pretty ignorant of me to leave out The Brick in the white Celtics jersey conversation.
“Yu can’t handle The Truth!” — Mark Wahlberg, wearing a Pierce jersey and beating up an Asian guy