I was sitting courtside at a UNC basketball game in 1995 and “caught” Jerry Stackhouse in a similar situation. Since I was working for the sports info department, I was holding a pencil to keep stats. My parents saw the collision and the subsequent replays on TV. In a message on my answering machine, my mom asked if…

before ducking out with a couple of bottles of wine in tow

Looks like the experts were right when they said Hunt would never play another meaningful game in the NFL.

The thing about being great at basketball is that it doesn’t prevent a person from being boring and deeply unpleasant.

Can you completely excise emotion from it though?

“So do we”- the rest of the NBA

Milwaukee???

it’s why the neck tattoo artists are so good with cursive there

Not enough P.F. Chang’s references, but he is almost there.

“For the 76ers ... they’re shooting their shot!”

The problem with championship parades is that they always take place on a weekday, so when New England sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending people who have jobs and contribute to society. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us.…

SOMEONE DENIES THIS

It’s just like the beginning of Good Will Hunting, except none of them are geniuses and it’s entirely their fault. 

Even Patriots fans can’t stand Patriots fans.

“I’m wicked hydrated, thanks to TB12 wat-ah”

He’d manage to knock him up somehow.

ESPN figured it out when they saw the leaks came from “Adnanymous@NotMyVirkEmail.com”

My wife has this circa 1960s prairie cookbook (looks self-published) that probably came from her grandmother, and it has canned shit and in particular, canned cream of mushroom soup in everything.

if we still had an EPA that would be declared a Superfund site

Served as a celebration of the serpent god quetzalcoaugl.