Chuck E Cheese? No sir. That is the look of a divorced dad who just realized he has to pick is kid up at the same high school as his date.

This game was the Super Bowl LIII halftime show of Super Bowls.

Girl tells man something happened.

“While the two women and one of the players were in the bathroom...”

Let’s really break this down.

Oh boy did that get there. +1

This whole ‘not answering his phone’ thing has to be made up. So what if the GM doesn’t answer his phone, there is an Assistant GM and lots of other front office folks he could have spoken with. Did they also not answer their phones? Were they not available too? It’s not like Magic Johnson made Demps’ aides disappear.

+$180,000 in a blender. 

Maybe his calls weren’t going through because he doesn’t have AT&T-cells.

Would you suck dick to fire Dolan?

The more I think about this, I’m literally about to start frothing at the mouth from excitement. LOLKNICKS

Cmon Channing wasn’t THAT b... oh Fyre. Never mind. 

Kristaps and Luka. This is the dream I didn’t know I had 6 months ago.

Maybe if it's a tennis ball.

- Sent from Yahoo Mail on my Windows 10 Phone

“Bro I totally reached out! Did you check your Spam folder?”

How dare you suggest that he end up on the warriors.

I wish I could rewind/replay and see the different reactions for a dozen different chyrons.

That’s all I have to say about that.