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Can’t wait to see Aaron Rogers back under center. So much talent, shame to see him have to sit out this impossible whopper commercial 

I dont recall ever seeing a player react like Juju did here. I wonder if Rudolph perhaps wasnt even breathing properly at the time. That was a “i’m scared that my teammate might actually die right now” type of reaction.

Here is some “elbow-to-dick” entertainment from Bills- Titans game:

Lmao chill out man

An awful lot of people are talking about Dabo and the Washington Football Team.

they should probably start the layoffs with their fucking HR department, because they sound hideous. 

This sucks so bad. SI was a huge part of my childhood,

TheMaven’s job listings already contain a number of SI positions, including “Expert Writer” and “Sport Editor,”

This sucks so bad. SI was a huge part of my childhood, I subscribed to the magazine up until like 2010 and I would even read the website pretty regularly before they switched to the completely unreadable except on a tablet format a while back.

You missed the “rebrand then retract the stupid rebrand” step

“What did I miss?”

“....and while I know this is a hard day for many of you, we will do our best to support your during this transition. And also FYI, Walter Iooss Jr. will be taking photos of you all while you clean out your desks, so feel free to ham it up.

Oh, they’ve seen women before, just not as human beings.

“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”

Yeah, this has a distinctly non-consensual feel to it. She is literally there as a requirement of her job. Kudos to her (i guess?) for being a good sport about it but it feels real yucky to watch the video of enormous men wearing face covering goggles drenching a single, totally unprotected woman with alcohol.

Kinda feels like they’ve never seen a woman before. 

Two words: Cheap. Grace.

> busts into Dion Waiters’s pantry after a home loss to dispose of all refined sugars

“Just a little extra work while y’all in your third dream. I like to get it in,” Butler said, continuing his noble quest to achieve optimal fitness and alienate every Gen Z teammate from the sport of basketball.