I 86 at least two bros per week from my bar that look exactly like that. He will have a rum and coke and a shot of fireball and tip $1.

He looks like every apprentice Plumber I’ve ever seen my main guy bring around on jobs to yell at in Polish.

In all of the lists of Senators mishaps from 2018 one that almost never gets mentioned is Cody Ceci’s dinner party where one of the guests was lit on fire.

It’s an error, but I just don’t think it’s very egregious. And while I don’t think anything is anybody’s fault here, why isn’t the narrative “Josh Hader isn’t going to forget this one for a long time”? A big arm with a 2 run lead, 2 outs and a man on 1st should bring that one to the 9th intact. Can’t do much about the…

Darren Rovell is my mother-in-law?

You know for sure after that photo was taken he circled the ‘health insurance’ and wrote: ‘there’s your tip!!!’ 

In my next life, I would like to come back as Joel Embiid. Except for the all of the joint issues. And without the diarrhea episodes. And probably having to constantly deal with racist philly fans. You know what? Nevermind. I’d rather be Cody Bellinger. Or any generic white guy named Cody. Or Chad. Or Logan.

Somehow both of them should be insulted by the comparison.

And, arguably, Rovell’s worst fears are EXACTLY how this works. $1.85M to play Kentucky basketball? $1.1M to join an SEC football team? Yeah, those numbers... seem a little low, honestly.

It’s like this in the marketing department at work.

“Players should be able to make money through the Free Market, just not by selling any product or providing any service”

Zen koan for the day: is Darren Rovell the Chris Cillizza of sports journalism, or is Chris Cillizza the Darren Rovell of political puditry?

Yeah kinda

We sure have, kinda. Want to join us for some good old Little Person Tossing this weekend?

Gotta say, that bank is on point with the potential frauds. Hearing “Fan requires $724 worth of beer to get through Dolphins game” sounds uncannily plausible.

What that vendor is shocking! You usually get 4 beers for that price.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

from the 1940s.

The only downside of a speedy Sam Darnold recovery is that at the end Sam Darnold is able to be your team’s quarterback.

I’m offended by the implication that there are meaningful Jets games.