That’s some weak ass sauce, Willy. No one asked to know about August.

Slapping Chris Rock because you can’t slap August Alsina. Sigh.

We must protect the white fee fees!

No one knows how to not piss off a cop while Black.

Got that in my fridge right now. Real ones know.

I live in an apartment building, so I have to rely on local charging stations for my EV. Luckily the casinos around here has plenty of them, so I can easily find spots outside their prime hours. Some chargers are always down, some are always ICE’d, some never have a soul in them.

There’s always time for racism.

Denny’s is for after the club or after being dragged to church. That’s it.

Ain’t no way Prince would have done it without Michael having such a legendary performance.

You’re saying that OW’s opinion of an empathetic Dave is invalid but yours is definitely not and that’s that? Interesting privilege.

Or, none of that imagined shit.

Star Crunch or never speak to me again.

There’s a Star Trek channel on Pluto that I let run at night. It’s either that or Secrets of the Zoo, which is so soothing.

Seriously. I’ve never understood the problem and will never bother to try.

Some drunks can't take a punch.

King sounded like he was more than willing find a way to "restrain" her.

I guess I must have lived in Smithfield country when I lived in NC. I’ve never even heard of this brand, let alone red whatevers.

That is demonstratively not true.