The car wasn’t stolen so now some guns were magically found inside. A garbage statement is issued and most of white America goes back to sleep.

He really should have schedule that doctor’s appointment for another day.

He’s dressed like he lost his luggage and had to hit up the local thrift shop.

Remember when cell phones became popular and everyone started recording everything and there ended up being a countless number of videos displaying blatant racism over a bunch of years and white people stop denying America is predominately racist and did everything to eradicate it?

Dog or taser. Which one gets shoved up her ass first?

It ain’t that. They just don’t want to say the quiet part out loud. It’s all about American white male cis Christian privilege. He’s literally mad about possibly losing it.

TAINT. Remora.

Hell, let her never find out how much the Vikings loved hair braiding, fancy regalia and smelling of flowers.

And their families will STILL voted GOP ASAP.

You know this isn’t considered being brave OR edgy, right?

Sellouts only understand getting their shit beat in.

*sniff*

These white folks figured out a LONG TIME AGO that if you pretend to be stupid, other white people pretending to be stupid won’t hold you accountable for your stupid actions/opinions.

I'm so glad goofy ass Trump supporters believe this dumb shit about big cities. Stay the fuck in your hometown.

+1 Armin Tamzarians

The McMock

Thanks to John Oliver, I know that they are definitely NOT ratfuckers. 

Wear that orange letter for life, fuckers.

You live, you die, and if you’re lucky you get to do some embarrassing shit in between.

Only the head was vanquished. The much larger body is still flailing about, trying to take as much as it can before it also expires. Arm yourselves.