What the hell is this ghetto ass shit??

Nobody should have to wade through my selfies only to NEVER get a red cent out of me.

Imma have to burn one for all my Philly Jawns and ATLiens today. Y’all gave me the best birthday present ever: a Trump eviction notice.

But don’t point the finger you jiggaboo
Take a look at yourself ya dumb nigga you

We didn’t even get a chance to legitimately take some of Obama’s questionable policies to task. Trump is a universe-sized eclipse of all bad things.

Let your imagination run wild, my friend. It’s a lovely mental exercise.

Sigh. Still waiting to be a fan of Shonda’s shows, not just her.

Olbermann needs to fall into the pit that also awaits Dennis Miller.

That’s not how it works at all. You can put that “if” back in your pocket. This isn’t worth discussing any more than an alien invasion tomorrow night.

God I can't wait for that sentient impacted colon Thomas to die horribly.

Because they are not numerous enough or concentrated enough to make a damn bit of difference. The coon vote is impotent.

That is probably the only time a vast majority of white America ever saw a black person’s immediate reaction to Floyd’s death (or any police brutality incident).

FUN FACT: “Pura Vida” or “pure life” is the motto of Ticos aka Costa Ricans.

This is why "reclaiming my time" and "I'm speaking" were so damn important.

Make all white women unavailable?

Nah. Racists never need a good (or any) reason.

This argument is more entertaining than the article.