Don’t feel bad, my dude. I make it a point to beat the brakes off my kids whenever they dare challenge me at anything. I am MERCILESS. These kids need that strife in the life.

Nah. I’m good. You be careful with all those feelings, li’l hotep.

He said he has “one of the Greatest Memories Of All Time.”

I love Krazy Drayz, but this is a terrible take. He and Russell need to go get therapy over Durant already.

Your needless distinction is needless, but you fuck you.

Here in Reno, all I see are white folks smoking weed EVERYWHERE. Around the apartment complex, downtown on the streets, in parking lots, in traffic, and any outdoor event for absolutely anything.

So they’re like the Abomination in more than one way.

Those were probably in tin cans, rather than aluminum. Tin cans resist corrosion a lot better.

Whew! Those contents look like a termite mound have entirely of dung, instead of the usual clay, saliva and dung.

Holy shit. Take your star, you soothsayer.

Dude, you might be the only person on earth offended by that term. Chill.

I’ve been calling it ‘hobby racism’ for a few years now.

The road to ‘uppity’ is paved with gaslights.

What a guy.

Take your star, you sicko.

That doesn’t look appealing at all. (rimshot)

Drake is the Fortnite of rap. Do I even need to say why?

The opening sequence in Bob’s Burgers physically hurts me.

Trump is just the gift that keeps on giving. Not only have an unprecedented amount of racists have been exposed, so has all the sellout negroes.

Wow. That’s not even remotely true.