I can’t believe the coincidence. I just got off the phone with USAA about this very thing.

Especially when you don’t care or try to stop it.

Go ask Google. It has all the patience in the world for the intellectually lazy.

You wipe the window down proudly, my friend.

I haven’t a clue to why you’re so offended OR think I would say that to you or anyone in person. Your take might not be the only thing that’s dumb.

Definitely not free:

Hi. You must be new to the internet. You’ll need to stow your gall in order to use it properly. Otherwise, dangers ahead.

You’re specifically claiming the fridge is the problem. Instead of trying to reshape your dumb take, how about just letting it go?

I just started a #CoronaExposedAmerica hashtag that I know has no chance of trending but I wish it would.

Personal responsibility goes great with the altruism of others. If you’re not wiping down things you have to touch then you’re the problem, not the fridge full of free food.

Ain’t it curious watching the Great White Maybe™ work?

Yup. The devil needs to come get his boy.

Yup. The devil needs to come get his boy.

Wearing a mask certainly seemed to help us workers when I worked at a hospital and we had to enter rooms with infectious patients. Funny that the patients don’t wear PPE. Must be something to it.

Provide the masks for workers. SEPTA’s problems end right there without having to drag customers off of buses and subways.

Let’s name that ‘throwing chunks’.

Take a hike and save the wild imagination for crayon time.

What does that have to do with In N Out’s drywall fries?

You mean in that picture? Are you kidding?? I’d shove my face in that pan like I was [redacted for adult content].

Just saw that Walmart (who’s been empty on everything from rice to alcohol) has 4lbs bags of wings in stock. I can’t believe it. Swarm!