Wingstop will let you order all flats or all drums. My wife won’t let me have another drum in this household now.

Agreed. What makes their burger supposedly better? MORE SALT AND PEPPER. What innovation.

I hope In N Out does the same things so they can finally have proof to how terrible their fries are when nobody asks.

“Hey Mariah... don’t hang with known pariahs...”

Howl’s Moving Castle isn’t much better.

I absolutely HATE the overly charismatic men that I call ‘agenda negroes’.

Perhaps the only silver lining in this pandemic is the dynamic switch that seems inevitable now in the workplace. Millennials and Gen Z already wanted to work from home. Boomers are the only ones clinging to the “old ways”, which has proven to be a detriment during a crisis.

Goodbye racism, hello classism.

I literally stopped reading after that. I think I’m gonna go be sad for a while.

Reading this made me feel like a crazy person.

Seriously... why does McConnell smile like that??

“I hate minorities so much that I’m gonna kill a lot of white people directly AND passively!”

Boooooooo.

If anything, it has helped a lot of jackasses politically.

Racist voters demand more obvious dog whistles after Obama. Sexists have as well since the last election, for “some reason”.

The only black thing I experienced in the Army was my boy getting the filipino and white sergeants hooked on the movie Friday. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard “Deebo” yelled out in a foreign accent sporadically for a few months.

That’s no way to wipe your ass.

After having a decidedly non-black education up to that point, I decided to go to an HBCU out of high school. I had to rethink everything about the black experience once I got my first cussing out by my spade partner for dropping a book. I remember that loud proclamation of my deficiencies more vividly than the time I…