Take your star, you sicko.

That doesn’t look appealing at all. (rimshot)

Drake is the Fortnite of rap. Do I even need to say why?

The opening sequence in Bob’s Burgers physically hurts me.

Trump is just the gift that keeps on giving. Not only have an unprecedented amount of racists have been exposed, so has all the sellout negroes.

Wow. That’s not even remotely true.

I can’t believe the coincidence. I just got off the phone with USAA about this very thing.

Especially when you don’t care or try to stop it.

Go ask Google. It has all the patience in the world for the intellectually lazy.

You wipe the window down proudly, my friend.

I haven’t a clue to why you’re so offended OR think I would say that to you or anyone in person. Your take might not be the only thing that’s dumb.

Definitely not free:

Hi. You must be new to the internet. You’ll need to stow your gall in order to use it properly. Otherwise, dangers ahead.

You’re specifically claiming the fridge is the problem. Instead of trying to reshape your dumb take, how about just letting it go?

I just started a #CoronaExposedAmerica hashtag that I know has no chance of trending but I wish it would.

Personal responsibility goes great with the altruism of others. If you’re not wiping down things you have to touch then you’re the problem, not the fridge full of free food.

Ain’t it curious watching the Great White Maybe™ work?

Yup. The devil needs to come get his boy.

Yup. The devil needs to come get his boy.

Wearing a mask certainly seemed to help us workers when I worked at a hospital and we had to enter rooms with infectious patients. Funny that the patients don’t wear PPE. Must be something to it.