Provide the masks for workers. SEPTA’s problems end right there without having to drag customers off of buses and subways.

Let’s name that ‘throwing chunks’.

Take a hike and save the wild imagination for crayon time.

What does that have to do with In N Out’s drywall fries?

You mean in that picture? Are you kidding?? I’d shove my face in that pan like I was [redacted for adult content].

Just saw that Walmart (who’s been empty on everything from rice to alcohol) has 4lbs bags of wings in stock. I can’t believe it. Swarm!

Wingstop will let you order all flats or all drums. My wife won’t let me have another drum in this household now.

Agreed. What makes their burger supposedly better? MORE SALT AND PEPPER. What innovation.

I hope In N Out does the same things so they can finally have proof to how terrible their fries are when nobody asks.

“Hey Mariah... don’t hang with known pariahs...”

Howl’s Moving Castle isn’t much better.

I absolutely HATE the overly charismatic men that I call ‘agenda negroes’.

Perhaps the only silver lining in this pandemic is the dynamic switch that seems inevitable now in the workplace. Millennials and Gen Z already wanted to work from home. Boomers are the only ones clinging to the “old ways”, which has proven to be a detriment during a crisis.

Goodbye racism, hello classism.

I literally stopped reading after that. I think I’m gonna go be sad for a while.

Reading this made me feel like a crazy person.

Seriously... why does McConnell smile like that??

“I hate minorities so much that I’m gonna kill a lot of white people directly AND passively!”