Am I dumb or is the title missing a word?

Never forget to tip your waitstaff and dismiss your trolls.

Bad career move?? Have you ever HEARD a Snoop Dogg album before?

Seriously, why is dontchokeonyourwoke NOT in the greys?

We’ve got grown ass adults not living for their true selves out there trying to come for a child that served them a lesson with all the trimmings. Y’all better get you a plate and go sit down somewhere.

Let’s give these eager negroes examples of what it takes to actual earn an invite.

“Where’s the gravy and cheese, eh?”

Just let him hook up with the lady that was complaining about Cam Newton’s dancing and they can screw each other for an eternity on top of a foosball table, leaving the rest of us alone to never hear their asinine bitching again.

Naw, dude. No Guy Fieri slander will be tolerated.

FYI to the dumbass greys... black people don’t burn steaks. In fact, I doubt anyone does, except in your fantasies about someone else not eating pink meat if they prefer not to.

None. Same goes for burgers. If you need to allow for some pink then that thick ass single should have been a well done double.

Everyone is getting all out of pocket over something that MAY have happened.

“I’mma say 52-53 percent have this trait.”

Well, you can definitely overdo it. A lighter hand may make all the difference in the world. Then again, some foods don’t mesh with some people.

Now here comes the part where you explain how cooking meat thoroughly removes the heme flavor, explainer.

Pinky needs a Brain.

Hear hear. She seems to be growing up so lovely in many ways. Love to see it.

Don’t act like you didn’t grow up on Accent.

No pink. None. Marinades are for tough cuts.

Garlic powder, onion powder, paprika and good ol’ MSG.