“Not his fault. The boy’s the product of too much quinoa — whatever that is — and not enough wholesome, Lawry’s seasoned meats.”

The connection is that black people want our food to taste seasoned and cooked instead of raw, flavorless versions of itself. Simple enough, right?

I’m going to need Jesus just to keep up with these nonstop hissy fits.

“Think of the children!”

You’re really gonna be disappointed when you finally watch Bambi.

Deep State!

Dismiss the dumbass troll, please.

The entire world should ban us. We fuck up everything, especially elections.

Best band name ever.

Speciesism?

1 - I didn’t answer. You didn’t ask anything, dumbass.

No one cares about you or what you have to say, ever.

I just love all the “just remember” comments as if everyone doesn’t already know. Bringing it up now is just to be an asshole, not to be informative.

It’s been hours. Jeezus.

No one is trying to erase his past. There’s no reason to bring it up now.

She died, too. Can y’all knock it off with the rape shit now?

One of his daughters died as well.

Why are people deciding to do this now?

New season, dawg. The other seasons are already there.

One opened here in Reno last summer. Now I guess I better get my butt downtown and get those triple sliders before they’re gone.