Q gotta be kidding me.

General piece of shit works, too.

Screw the Doritos and Cheetos flavors. Chili Cheese Fritos Fries all day.

Once again, stating the obvious:

I dunno. I understand why the original GameBoy is where it is on the list, but shouldn’t the fact that it single-handedly moved the portable market beyond novelty rank it higher? It’s influence alone should warrant top 5.

We’ve been joking about “touchy uncles” for decades. Those uncles should have had their asses kicked and their freedom taken.

Unicorns be shopping.

That’s what my family calls the wingette section of the wing.

Chet is just fussy because he can’t copyright “Big Bank Hanks”.

I was thinking that too. Bolton is such a raging asshawk that he’s probably pissed over not being a part of the Iran debacle.

Black folks really gotta stop doing this kind of “hold my beer” bullshit.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

Since Terry Gilliam is tired of white men being blamed for everything wrong with the world, I fully expect him to promote and financially back all political candidates that are women and minorities.

It’s ok. I don’t think he breaded and ate Wanda.

What a bunch of nonsense. Try talking to a Muslim about it once.

“Military support”

I think this phenomenon is called being “lagarded”.

Between driving laws, license and registration requirements, maintenance demands, traffic conditions and unavoidable accidents, you are DEFINITELY the master of your car.

Something something shit attracts flies something.