She must have felt like this after hitting ‘enter’:

LOVE this.

Anybody else wanted to throw a shoe at the TV whenever the Becky Sisters starting caping for R. Kelly?

It’s so easy to leave Muslims alone. SO easy.

Apparently a lot of folks didn’t get this in their stockings on Christmas:

Zip-A-Dee-Doo-D’oh.

Since you decided to run that mouth...

Point to where the submarine touched you.

There aren’t any alpha males, actually. They’re just dads of the pack. This analogy will never bend your way.

Et tu, Bootay?

And they all follow an alpha, good or bad. Time for better alphas.

You tell me if you think Kanye is better than Kim.

You’ve never been curious a day in your life, li’l biscuit.

I did Nazi that coming.

Losing your career over hobby Nazism? You hate love to see it.

We had our chances for a millennia. It’s time to be depowered.