When I was growing up, my mother was sort of a rotating nanny for lots of richer families around my town. I was playing hide-and-seek with some of the kids one afternoon and went to hide in their parent’s bathroom (it was a HUGE house) and was shocked to find a Playboy on top of the toilet in the ensuite bathroom.

Two facts:

Holy shit, I was drafting something to post to Kinja that is SO similar to this.... we even sited similar sources. But you beat me to it.

I hate hipsters.

Saint Kimberly. An extension of Saint Pablo. Mary Magdalene and Jesus. Etc.

Uh, DNA is 99.99% accurate. Just like the hand sanitizer you used at the front desk of the law firm you worked at in between piddling around town dropping off papers for actual lawyers.

Omg, I do not know who you are, and have not been reading your responses to things until I stumble upon them, but I basically just said the same thing to this same person LOL

If you worked in criminal defense, you would know that belittling a regular citizen does nothing to prove a point, as a jury is made of peers. You would also be able to remove your emotional response from this type of forum. Also, if you work in criminal defense, you’re apparently in the wrong profession. You suck at…

Word.

With all my most honest sympathies, I am so sorry that your teacher was murdered. That is truly awful, and I’m sorry especially for their close friends and family.

So are your apparent hobbies, but that doesn’t seem to bother you, Digimon. I’ve never met a Digimon, but I have met a clinical sociopath.

Don’t you love being mansplained to? I understand what you’re saying, I think.

Additionally, I’m curious as to your reasoning behind Wintour being repulsed by the idea of being a second-tier matriarch? She dresses her age, acts her age... Generally seems very mature, in general?

Anna Wintour would NEVER allow herself to be called Glam-ma. I’ve never seen a truly glamorous grandmother called “glam-ma”. Perhaps not Madame, either. That seems too frosty, even for Wintour..

This is such a successful advertising campaign that it seems to be forgotten that these are people recruited off Craigslist.

I don’t even give handys to naked people in the appropriate context.

I wish I could write the copy for these ads.

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By the way, you have an exceptionally good user name.

If that shit turns you on and it’s consensual, I say go ahead and bang it out! Establish some safe-words and perimeters first though.