except that nothing about those characters (narwals, mermaids, etc) is weird or anti-norm anymore. Honestly I didn’t even notice the unicorns on your dress until you mentioned them. If you want to be weird, paint penises by hand on a dress made of stapled-together tulle. That’s what it takes.

I really hope they don’t. Not because I dislike NSYNC, but because it will be bad. Except for Justin Timberlake. JT will make a mint and the only thing people will talk about for days will be how good or bad the other bandmates look/sound/dance.

Horry County is a horr-ible place to be.

OMG quit while you still have a shade of respectability left

I think the better question here is: who among us shaves our legs on a regular basis? Arguably, shaving is a more corrosive cleansing technique than the ol’ loofah and Dove bar could provide standing alone.

You’re on a website called Jezebel and you didn’t know you’d be surrounded by hippies?

So basically many episodes of Law & Order: SVU?

Hillary could have worn a trash bag to her Inauguration and it still would have been thrilled.

Those parents... all of them. Morgan’s I found to be especially annoying. They’re just so on-brand with a certain type of parenting style that I hold no esteem for.

Did anybody else see the pantsuit at 1:45 and think: “my GOD Meryl Streep would look amazing in that!” ?

Right. I’m aware that the cities I mentioned are more food-superior to Greenville. I’m just stating that it’s made strides. Regardless, Houston doesn’t hold a place on the list with the others I mentioned either.

I watched that last night too. I don’t know about you, but I went in to watching it with the expectation that I would find Anissa and Morgan to be two EXTREMELY susceptible young girls who genuinely believed that Slenderman was real. I came out of it feeling totally differently. The fact that the myth of Slenderman…

You should see Beware the Slenderman on HBO, if possible.

Greenville is coming along pretty well too. Houston is an interesting choice to throw in there in comparison to LA, I have to say. I’d have gone with San Francisco, New Orleans, New York City and Portland. But I see your point.

Charleston is.

I call my mother “Mother” on occasion, but usually as a punctuation or for added emphasis for something. If she calls me and I’m answering the phone, I’ll say “Hey Mama, how are you?” but if she’s spilling the hot church goss and says something particularly snarky about Mary-Jane (we hate Mary-Jane) I’ll say “Mother!…

Thank you!

I deleted my FB account long ago, so I’m here to contribute my list to this, knowing full-well it shall fall and remain in the greys, and writing it purely for my own edification.

I was listening to the questioning live on a TuneIn radio station while driving to a job interview, and not realizing it was Warren speaking at first and my knee-jerk reaction to say out-loud “damn, this bitch means business!”

word.