You know who else likes KFC? Basically all of China. Incidentally, the Chinese population is also obsessed with Trump.

Nah, just interesting media. Thanks for asking. *achoo!*

And on that note: I’m gone, assholes. Peace

I remember when Jezebel used to be good, and not just the musings of a one-sided, under-contoured, lamenting heliophyte with a sunbed tanning membership as its lacquer for media content.

This site is officially on its way to being sucked into the realms of irrelevance. A difference of opinion? You’re a troll. A snarky remark, though warranted? Troll. I do notice that almost all starred comments seem to be from Jezebel staff members.

Man, I used to come to this site for fresh info. Now I realize that all y’all do is check the #trending info on Twitter and regurgitate op-eds on already examined events and make posts about them a day later.

Can we all just post reviews of Donald’s services on Twitter?

I just cut it in half and whack the skin firmly with the back end of a spoon and the seeds pop in to a bowl quite nicely.

Excellent pun, intended or not.

I HATE THAT SONG.

She’s allowed to do whatever she wants to do with her hair and wear whatever the hell she wants. I saw someone criticize her on Twitter because she wore a “cocktail dress” from a “sorority party mixer” on a talk show.

Tourism.

Here’s the thing about Ina Garten that I’ve learned over years of following her career, going from a loathing watcher (jealousy) to a wistful admirer (ambition): she sells elegance and a set of teachable culinary skills if you have the basics down first. However, part of Ina’s charm comes across with her saying “how…

Word. I’m adamant about foot washing.

Be a decent human being and teach him to treat all people with respect by leading through example.

If you watch very, very closely, you can see the drop of the gun produces an angle which allows you to confirm the shape of the object as yes, indeed, being a gun. Absolutely horrific.

OH MY GOD, THE OFFICER BLATANTLY DROPPED A GUN ON THE GROUND NEXT TO HIS BODY

It’s because we’re actually very, very stable, and these aren’t our issues.”

*******SPOILER ALERT**********

It really was