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You know what? THANK GOD you were here to change everyone’s mind about literally everything they’ve ever felt, thought or experienced. Trolls, man. That shit is DEEP. I’m glad y’all got TWO movies. Y’all are under-represented. That must suck. I can only image choking on your spindly, purple felt-based hair. Your

Your username makes me want to race for extinction, but only yours...

You should write what you want to see written, and not just in the comments section. If you feel so passionately, think outside the bun. Be sure to tip your waitress. (She doesn’t care what you think either.)

This went on Gizmodo?!?!

You’re absolutely right.

Apparently there are many people that are unwilling to support this movie because it “glorifies” a woman that ran a pre-lottery scene in the 1920's but if no one commenting on this thread seemed butt-hurt over The Green Mile/The Color Purple/Gone With the Wind, then they should get the fuck over it and let history be

She looks more in to it than he does.

That went from zero to sixty like a Porsche 911, dude.

I’m so glad I wasn’t tripping acid or something while I watched this.

I agree that Sheeran was a weird addition to the show, but I doubt they had to use any pancake make-up at all to cover his tattoos, since they were covered by the costume.

I cannot wait for this fight because no matter who loses, I win. They both fucking suck.

Jesus Christ, yes.

This is the greatest thing to ever Internet.

Katy Perry is cancelled, and has been.

Yep.

That podcast was gross.

Colonial Williamsburg Blue. It’s a almost a slate grey-blue, but it’s light enough that you could nearly call it a pastel. It’s an interesting color that ages well over time and blends well with literally any other color, but looks especially gorgeous next to butter-yellow. It’s calming, comfortable, classic and

Oh my god, almost the exact same thing happened to me when I was younger too. My appendix had begun seeping and I was told I probably only had a couple of hours to live.

Did Chris Brown change his name to “Christ Brown” or is that a typo? Cause honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if he did change his name to that.

I am not even going to attempt to convince my boyfriend to watch this with me because he will hate it and assume I’m trying to be preachy to him about politics. He is a good guy, he really is.