OMG this is fucking brilliant

Fucking hilarious! Well done, sir. I genuinely laughed my ass off!

She recently had that sharply red hair for her David Bowie tribute. Perhaps she’s in the process of dying it back to her signature platinum blonde and the brassy undertones remain in an effort not to absolutely fry her hair to a crisp. Hair can only withstand so much bleach at a time and only so frequently.

The younger male in this hypothetical situation could have perhaps noticed the context clues offered by the older, seemingly heterosexual male couple-counterpart, when asked things like how long you and your partner have known one another (a while now? maybe they want to spice things up! - not long? maybe it isn’t…

Omg it’s the worrrrrssstttttt

I like how Chicago is listed as though it were a State. Unless it’s exclusive just to Chicago and not the whole of Illinois?

This article had me absolutely fascinated as a native South Carolinian and avid cook. I have never, ever heard of this dish! Thusly, I dug up some of my vintage cookbooks I inherited from my late grandmother, and after perusing “Carolina Cuisine” (published 1969), and the “The Southern Junior League Cookbook”…

I get that you’re apparently a successful recovery. I really do. I offer my most sincere congratulations. But why slaughter a stranger??? I really don’t get that.

OMG if I had a fucking dollar for every comment saying Egor sucks BUT...Lindsay is a nightmare etc...

Please tell me you're a woman.

The only thing I can verify you being “perma” out of is a real life.

How are you “perma out” of greys? Just by saying dumb shit to get offered to the Fem Gods to discredit?

A/S/P/G? Sooooooo tempted

1,2,3,4) Wow, you are an asshole.

I think I might love you

Just...shut up. If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.

1) Because you didn’t even bother to capitalize it properly.

THANK YOU

Can’t wait for you to upload your licensed therapist diploma! Psychology! “Damaged”. Poignant terminology. What a gifted velociraptor you are!

Ok, you are a monster.