Fuck your “betty ford” and your sarcastic approach to actual help for people with addiction problems, you sad sack of shit.

Right. Like seriously, if being accused of using a professional to contour your face for a fucking pageant is the worst, most difficult thing you’ve had to encounter in your life, then you, my friend have led a charmed existence.

I have owned the same pair of dark brown Boston’s since I was 13 and I fucking love them. They have been re-soled twice but the leather is impeccable and they are indeed the most comfy shoes I own.

Freak Show was terrible. #TeamMurderHouse

The most 90's cast ever with the most 90's plot line ever. It'll be a hit.

I, for one, have thoroughly enjoyed my Kylie LipKits... I’ve not had any trouble with the applicator wand and they stay put for a very, very long time. Just sayin’!

I just scored a $398 Kate Spade bag for $99 and I could NOT be more excited

I just scored a $398 Kate Spade bag for $99 and I could NOT be more excited

I thought that was Brooke Sheild’s less famous first cousin.

Taylor Miffed

This mural says “Taylor Smith”.

That's true, but I guess what I mean is that it would make Taylor look even more petty and victim-complex like to sue. Know what I mean?

So she can sue, I guess, but by pressing charges Swift looks even more guilty and it doesn't matter because even though it's two party consent to record, it's still out there. Either way, the Kardashians got money to spend on a suit. Furthermore, two party consent to record is usually only applicable in legal matters.…

Yep

I cannot even imagine her in the sack. She is probably very vanilla, much like her music.

I am currently 29 dating a 26 year old and the sex is just fucking fabulous.

I understand, girl. I’m in the process of becoming blonde (to help me adjust gracefully, and less noticeably in to grey hair later on) and have noticed that my usual pony tail on my newly bleached hair tears my follicles up. The struggle is real! Good luck to you!

If I may suggest: pony tails might be doing more harm to your hair than good, if your hair is thin. Have you thought about using cute scarves to wrap your hair in a la Rosie the Riveter-style? It's less damaging. <3

This is nauseating, infuriating, despicable, terrifying and heartbreaking.

My mother and I went to see her here in Greenville, SC and I swear it was one of the most amazing shows I’ve ever seen and I AM INCLUDING BEYONCÉ’S FORMATION TOUR in that assessment. We had a wonderful time. Dolly somehow sounds even better live than she does in recording! She was hilarious and is definitely stellar…

Or you could pump ahead of time and store it... or temporarily use formula in place of your breast milk. This was avoidable. That poor child...