Well, if you are going to double down on a Brazilian, you should expect to get waxed.

Liberal logic: everyone matters and everyone is equal... unless I don’t like you, then nobody should like you. Also guns are always bad unless it somehow benefits me, then it’s ok.

The problem is that the officials face no accountability - both on and off the field. You can also point to the McCoy and James White rushing TDs being called TDs on the field just to take the decision out of the officiating crews’ hands and pass it along to replay. And that happens every week - TDs and turnovers are…

I’m admittedly getting old and crotchety but I blame replay and the never-ending expansion of replay review. Not only does it slow the game down terribly but it has basically made the officials constantly doubt themselves. It has reduced referee competence. On close plays they tend to favor the non-impact reviewable…

It seems to me that one of the major steps/measures (though far from the only factor at play) will have to involve re-establishing the ecology of and bolstering our native microbiome through targeted lifestyle changes - rooted largely in dietary changes that introduce “good” microbes (probiotics) and feed the fuck out…

#daddyshome

Crack journalist Kevin Draper

Good thing they got rid of Balotelli - now they’ll actually hit their foot.

The fan experience isn’t the only thing that matters in sports, but it is the central thing

We know. Oh god do we know.

The whole Union process - any comments? It seemed like most of Deadspin was against it on the grounds that the organization was a clusterfuck.

No Sharks with Lasers?

Beat me to it. Not sure that this one will ever be topped. "Close Enough" gets me every time.