I quit on Monday, but my last day is the 29th. No motivation at work. Can I hang out?

“That’s it? Where’s the rest of the email?” - Nick Denton

Someone tell Jezebel that they have a hole in their cage, again

Olympic level fencing and saber and whatever the fuck else uses this as a pretty cool way to determine when a hit has been landed. Cricket too, now that I think about it. Better than watching a fucking referee on a headset for two minutes while Phil Simms says JEEEEM

*cut to Jason Pierre-Paul sitting on his couch*

Thanks for commenting.

I work in biotech, for a company that takes a novel approach to controlling bacteria.

I’m not doubting that your sister could have had a good experience working there, but your comment strikes ME as the personal anecdote amplification effect.

This (and the Ottawa Senators video posted in another comment) is the type of thing that Sean McIndoe (@downgoesbrown) would break down to every gnarly detail in his weekly column at Grantland. You guys should hire that guy.

I wish Deadspin HamNo would beat the crap out of Gawker HamNo.

What is Deadspin’s DraftKings promo code? MAILBAG? PUNCHEDINTHEDICK? CRAGGS4LIFE?

Jenna’s story made me think of this:

Good thing they got rid of Balotelli - now they’ll actually hit their foot.

Great article with a lot of good information.

That, plus the unceremonious dumping of Januzaj, doesn’t make much sense. LVG seems to be panicking

If you don’t have the attention span to Google something you are curious about, good luck getting a job

Now, relegation. All of the following examples will use the English Premier League (20 teams in the league, bottom 3 relegated)

Each league has the league season, think the conference schedule for a college basketball team. Each league also has more than one cup tournament - these are single elimination tournaments (or close approximation of single elimination). These tournaments are analogous to the conference championship tournament at the…

For what it’s worth, Cubit was also implicated Cvijanovic’s tweets as being a dick

If the wages, benefits, hours, and constant objectification all suck, then DON’T APPLY FOR THE JOB