I Love how all these media outlets have picked up on this (though mostly just Gawker leading the way), and it seems pretty obvious to me that this is a fake blog. And, even if the blog is real, are comments on an obscure blog now considered valid media sources?

Pump up the jam.

BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER.

Man, America is crazy. After this week's elections, I'm going to start my own country. With blackjack, and hookers.

I'm declaring victory for surviving this week. And that, of course, means it's victory dance time.

Or closer to the hole in the ozone she made with the hairspray to hold it.

Demand justice? If the fucking MPAA and RIAA haven't been able to make piracy go away, what the hell chance does anyone else have? FFS, the internet practically runs on free tits.

Absolute garbage? Don't you think Simmons is overreacting just a bit?

I don't need no scientist!

Seriously, Isha? Toxins???

"Honestly, Taylor Swift should hit a real bodega, get a greasy egg and cheese and a coffee that she shakes up while unsuccessfully covering it with a napkin—spilling some of it on her outfit—hop on the train or, even better, a bus, while reading the Page Six, and stop by and take a selfie in front of Chico's last…

"Eeewww! With fluids!"

"She develops a fascination with the idea of imperfect sex..."

She is absolutely disgusting. I mean, there wasn't even any peanut butter on it.

Once back at the house, Molly Shattuck allegedly performed oral sex on the boy, first outside the home while walking the dog

Very true! I like the idea of that conversation, but any intelligent response is wasted on that fool

Normally my wife doesn't read Deadspin, but she saw this story over my shoulder. Unfortunately, now she knows why I walk the dog so often.

Now, here's the REALLY interesting part... Molly Shattuck's husband was among the finalists being considered to replace Paul Tagliabue as commissioner of the NFL.

Please guys, let's ignore the trolls today at least. Tip: anyone asking why "the blacks" "didn't bother" "don't care enough" or are "too lazy/stupid" to vote is a troll.