I choose option 3: go masturbate to Black Widow pics.

Fortunately for police, this story has a happy ending. The boy on the right was later charged.

I don't know about 75th anniversary celebrations, but the Castro Theatre is doing a double feature on Dec 28th of Gone with the Wind and Django Unchained.

I think this shit causes so many problems bc sometimes you don't know one key thing about a significant other until it's too late: are they interested in building a life with their best match, or are they always going to be looking over the current partner's shoulder to trade up? I'm a grown up. Even if I see a man…

You're not imagining it, and the tribalism doesn't stop at pop music. Keep taking the high road.

Agreed. I don't think I could make a baby as cute as my dog.

I just re-re-re-watched that two nights ago! Such a great flick, and such a great explication of "the widespread destruction that male stupidity can cause". Keep an eye on those precious bodily fluids, y'all.

This is my dad's favorite movie. I remember being about four or five and being like, "Where do I get one of THOSE?"

I feel the same way about the NFC South, Cam

Why would you adulterate the wondrous work of God with the semi-congealed bodily fluids of cows?

#whydoyouhatelove

cottages cheese on peaches?

Between this and John Oliver's expert take on why the lottery is BS from a little while back, I am certainly starting to believe that the universe is finally trying to batter home the "don't play the lottery" message. The time has finally come!

"Everything is awesome

DID YOU GUYS PLAN THIS.

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Seriously, that's incorgible.