No, but interestingly enough, I did just buy a pair of womens pants that fit me wonderfully. (At least my girlfriend thinks so, anyway.)

"What does God need with a Starship?"

Do you doubt me?

Same. Really pisses me off that people are this idiotic now that I have a kid before it was just cute stupidity.

Just keep in mind that "progress" isn't a monolithic positive force. As the saying goes "You know what's progressive, too? Cancer." Progressing from point A to point B can also express itself in building large industrial zones where the locals slave away for pennies so the owners abroad can reap the dollars. This way,…

Yeah but if you worked hard on a poster and someone tore it down it would hurt your feelings!

Oh my god... She's so much like my mom (tries to explain but fails at explaining pop-culture)! I love my mom, she's never wants to a cool mom, but she loves trying to deceipher pop-culture. And fun-fact: She loves Kill Bill. As evidenced from a recent profile picture.

need i say more? :D

I don't know this woman HELP ME

This one time I went as The Halloween Scrooge and chastised people for enjoying dressing up for Halloween.

Like, for fun? How horrible.

I've lived in the south most of my life, and these comments always boggle my mind. With a few legitimate crazies as the exception, I've never heard anything like this down here, even from the proudly racist.

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It's hard for me to choose which side of this war I'm on. On the one hand, I really really hate all this Christmas stuff going up so soon. On the other hand, I get to watch Jingle All the Way for two months straight.

NO TOLERANCE FOR COLLABORATORS, SHOW YOURSELF OUT SIR/MADAM

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