She is absolutely disgusting. I mean, there wasn't even any peanut butter on it.

Once back at the house, Molly Shattuck allegedly performed oral sex on the boy, first outside the home while walking the dog

Very true! I like the idea of that conversation, but any intelligent response is wasted on that fool

Normally my wife doesn't read Deadspin, but she saw this story over my shoulder. Unfortunately, now she knows why I walk the dog so often.

Now, here's the REALLY interesting part... Molly Shattuck's husband was among the finalists being considered to replace Paul Tagliabue as commissioner of the NFL.

Please guys, let's ignore the trolls today at least. Tip: anyone asking why "the blacks" "didn't bother" "don't care enough" or are "too lazy/stupid" to vote is a troll.

At that point, she told him to come back later but he did not go back.

Oh my god... She's so much like my mom (tries to explain but fails at explaining pop-culture)! I love my mom, she's never wants to a cool mom, but she loves trying to deceipher pop-culture. And fun-fact: She loves Kill Bill. As evidenced from a recent profile picture.

I don't know this woman HELP ME

This one time I went as The Halloween Scrooge and chastised people for enjoying dressing up for Halloween.

Like, for fun? How horrible.

It's hard for me to choose which side of this war I'm on. On the one hand, I really really hate all this Christmas stuff going up so soon. On the other hand, I get to watch Jingle All the Way for two months straight.

NO TOLERANCE FOR COLLABORATORS, SHOW YOURSELF OUT SIR/MADAM

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I was thinking maybe Carol and Daryl were watching the place when Beth and Noah made their escape. They managed to grab Noah and get the story out of him, then they decided Carol would infiltrate the place while Daryl and Noah went for reinforcements.

It is the greatest documentary series of all time!

Yeah, and the whole "the woman said NOTHING" thing is particularly confusing to me. I am entirely unfamiliar with bro-dude culture (obviously) but I am still pretty certain, "she wouldn't give me the time of day" or a similar figure of speech is still code for "she's ignoring you because she doesn't want to engage…