there's a Dallas / Austin rivalry? I guess I've been away from TX for too long.

Spot on. I'm from a Dallas/FtW suburb and have lived in Austin 15 years — college, then a short break away, then back in Austin. Dallas proper DGAF about a supposed rivalry, it's exactly as you say — the areas surrounding Dallas. And I'm fed up with Austin thinking it's so grand, when school funding is a total mess.…

Unfortunately, his mugshot was taken moments after Emmitt Smith circumcised him.

I grew up in Ann Arbor, and Ive been a Michigan fan since I was old enough to walk. Fuck this team. What a bunch of goddamn assholes. Who the hell walks into the stadium where they got their asses handed to them a year before by a team that FUCKING HATES THEM MORE THAN ANYTHING and goes, "Ya know what? Lets give these…

You just made my day!

Thanks! I thought that was an intense response.

I kept it when I found he'd cheated (she answered his phone and we chatted) and then I returned it to Tiffany. I got ALL the money.

I read that as "downsize farts" and it immediately struck me as the best idea ever.

I think it's too weird/personal (you might inadvertently make them really self-conscious if they were trying to fly under the radar about it), unless they're a friend or have said something to you that kind of opens the topic up. I guess it sort of depends on the culture of your workplace as well. Kind of you to think…

And, they cure autism and other neural atypical conditions.

May he live a long life of imprisonment and regret.

In many ways it's like schadenfreude. There's no English word for it, but it's not a concept that is foreign either.

I agree with you. I think shame can be a good thing. A little side-eye kept me in line. I wasn't "good" for "goodness sake," I was afraid of bringing shame to my family.

And yes, Lewinsky received TOO much shaming. She was an INTERN, and he was her boss. The side-eye should go to him. If my boss was chasing our…

It's been 20 fucking years! Let's give the poor woman a break, already!

Seriously. I can't believe that white supremacist judge let him off so easy!

I remember when I thought Bill Cosby was awesome. I was a fucking idiot.

I was never meant to live in this era anyway.

He's not delusional he's just fucking stupid which is why he still can't figure out how to pull the pin on his tattoo and commit suicide.

The Leader of the Free World with a suitcase that can quite literally destroy the world being one of those people.

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