You don't want him to lie, do you?

Every week I watch this show and every week I come to the same conclusion: I have no interest in surviving the zombie apocalypse. No interest at all.

you know, it turns out that we don't actually need eyes where we're going!

WHAT WOMEN WANT

Hard-core Christian Rights are psychotic motherfuckers trying to whip a nation of embittered people into a frenzy and using propaganda to advance their psychotic notions about what the world should be like.

And they said love was dead.

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You don't want to do the laundry.

Okay. Well that changes things. Can you hang around and wait while I get things settle here?

This is why my Backup Husband is my best (lady) friend. I've got our flat in Sutton Place and our matching Bill Blass suits/Pucci scarves all picked out. This is the plan.

At the beginning of this season she signed a four year contract, so I'd imagine she'd have to deal with a lawsuit as well. Also, I know Whoopi has money, but she's said many times (including on a recent episode of the View, in which she discussed shopping at Costco) that she's not nearly as rich as people seem to…

incorrect. you cannot make lasagna without cheese, and those sad, pale things they call 'vegan cheese' are unworthy of mention.

"I didn't push our women readers far enough in their self-awareness."

Tracy, I notice 'Hits on women in long-term relationships who have children in the comments section of Jezebel' is not on your Dealbreakers list (Unless that falls under the Feminism category). Soooo....

I don't know about a "deal-breaker", but I always assumed I would marry someone who had the same voracious appetite for books that I do. Reading is such a huge part of my life.

You are a beautiful swan.

COTD, easily the best thing I've read recently.

I mean listen, when ball busting occurs, the question I have is why wasn't he wearing a cup? I'm not blaming the guy, but I mean come on. He was drunk, walking alone by himself at night, and NOT wearing a fucking cup! It's like he wanted to get his balls kicked. What did he think was going to happen? It's just…

Ahh, "Stephanie," I disagree. I think men *are* to blame when they get kicked in the balls. ;)