who like...approves shit like this. who makes the list, hands it off to someone, who then says 'yes good.' like who does this.

go large or go home

"Hi, yeah, I'm just calling to confirm that I'm getting a check for 94 million dollars that I'm obtaining totally legally. Yes, I'll hold. Okay. I'll wait while you transfer me. Hi, yeah, I'm calling about my check for 94 million dollars that isn't at all one bit suspicious. Oh you're not gonna mail it? Okay, so I can…

That isn't true though. I work as a contractor and the state could absolutely have me never perform work at a state facility.

didn't they try (or succeed?) to separate two gay penguins at a zoo a while ago?

I love her so much.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

I'm pretty sure the speaker was trying to illustrate that research with female subjects has implications for more than women alone, not that research done on women should be done for the benefit of men and boys foremost.

MY SUB CONSCIOUS WOULD no it wouldn't.

if there are any judges on jez, sorry, you're just a robe man now. even if you're a woman, or genderqueer.

Did the Romans stop watching Gladiator matches because it pitted human slaves against animals? Fuck no.

I don't like seeing meat I'm not allowed to eat.

Fun fact, that's the last thing Vegans see before they die.

No but did you know that one of them is effeminate and one used to play in the NFL? They really should play up that angle more often.

...The Greater Good...

This is just terrible. And what makes it worse, his wife hasn't even come out with a statement apologizing for her role in what happened.

"I most definitely discipline my daughter. Why, just the other day, she spilled her Gerber, and so I said to her, 'Your mom was actually Kim.'"

*Barry White playing in the background*

Next week: NFL hires small children, child abuse problem solved.

a) thank you for this answer! informative and i liked your analysis of what happened.