That's exactly my problem with Olive Garden, too. I just cannot spend $14 on capellini pomodoro, no matter how many breadsticks you give me. I don't find the food awful. Sometimes it's actually good. But for what it is, the prices are crazy. When I feel like going out for Italian we go to a local place that has WAY…

And the middle class can quit bitching about their own poverty by living like the poor. (I say this as someone who grew up middle class and went through a long period of un- and under-employment, not having much money. Oh yes, I bitched. A LOT.) My friend, who had one kid, lost her job and got a year's pay as…

It just fucking sucks that this guy of all people is effectively punished with a short timeout.

The tale of two tie knots.

That makes total sense! I feel the same way about raising my daughter having been a girl. Luckily for me since I was that way too, she's not into the whole gender role thing and does more "boy" stuff than "girl" stuff.

Excellent! We can all use more parents like you!

Although I did kind of wish for a daughter, I am grateful that my husband, one of the most awesome feminists I know, gets the opportunity to raise two boys to be equally awesome feminists.

I know, right? What kind of wack-ass vanilla marriage do they have where he's never cleaned poop out of his wife's hoo-hoo.

Yep. It's like a person can do crazy shit and just be thought of as insane...but when they have money and do the same shit, they're 'eccentric' and 'interesting' and 'what I want to be when I get old and hopefully rich because otherwise I'll just be insane.'

Careful... giving just a little tip is how rhythm method jr. was born.

The only old-fashioned guy anyone should have to tolerate is Tom Lennon. It's not cute when grandad does this without the satire.

Fuck it y'all, lets go get Doritos

Also, it's good with the press.

If you do, can you check my voicemail messages? I think that's the last time I used the thing.

God, the amount of people I've deleted ever since the incident happened. The people that are defending his actions, and believe he was completely justified, I can't deal with them, they won't get it... And tonight, I'll probably delete some more people... FUCK.

I think for Lifehacker, the most important part of the announcement is having something to link back to as a way to explain things. Not everyone gets their news day-of, and we'll keep referencing things that fly under the radar for months (example: I just learned yesterday that you can reply to text messages in…

Don't you mean "We'll be oinkanizing a nationwide day of protest..."?

Oh wow, does this mean they're going to sign LeBron now?

Baltimore: [cuts Rice]