I've seen the movie.

Honestly, Matt, I'm not sure if the many flavors of fucked up are so endemic to the NFL that the "bad" people can be replaced without dismantling the league, or making such radical changes that it would turn into something fans don't recognize.

too much drugs or dead inside???

This is not the way I thought I would hear about Joan Rivers' passing.

I hear nothing but the screams of men dying.

I don't know who this Chris Pratt person is but he looks an awful lot like my favorite FBI detective Burt Macklin.

can't be the new jerry. has no shame.

I liked it when a young Professor Xavier clocked Skylord with a keyboard from Wanted. Got to re-see it over lunch. Wonderful.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

Oh you plastic paddies and your "heritage".

ah, ok ok. I always want to know about "unusual" hatreds, that's why I asked.

That's great news. How did you come to these feelings, by the way?

this reads very 1899. How many are in your anti-Irish club? Five? Eight? What do you serve at the meetings?

Ok, I'd really like an answer from Gawker Media about this. You all are up in arms about this invasion of privacy, calling everyone who posts these photos disgusting and other names. Yet, GM is notorious for posting pictures that were leaked or hacked as well.

if I had to pick a charity I thought would accept it, I'd pick PETA.

Except for the fact that she was driving the car with the man on the security footage of the robbery and the xray of her stomach...

If Sam doesn't catch on with the Cowboys, I suppose he is always able to join the Indians, Construction Workers, Sailors or Police Officers.

Well someone had to take Heath Ledger's place in the sequel.