I wish Jezebel hadn't covered this story at all. Like, why is this such a big news story? I think there are three angles: (a) It shows how celebrities are denied privacy (b) It shows how women have sexual material of them posted on the internet without their consent (c) OMG Jennifer Lawrence's boobs

i need the royalty to keep happening so i can become the princess/queen i am fucking meant to be tho

"If someone is passed out they're not even WITH you consciously! so WITH Implies consent."

You'll be really sorry for questioning his feminism, man. His dad owns like half the fucking women's colleges in the U.S.

At least their urine tests were clean.

This reminds me of Karl Pilkington's aborted Clive Warren/Rebecca DeMornay project.

If you did, we're all in there with you.

Goodell went on to say the updated suspension policy will be known as the "OH GODDAMMIT WILL EVERYONE JUST QUIET THE FUCK DOWN FOR MINUTE AND LET ME THINK ABOUT HOW BEST TO HANDLE THE VOCIFEROUS FALLOUT FROM THIS STUPID FUCKING HEADACHE ALREADY" rule.

But there were eras where most things, to some people, probably seemed okay. Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and other social media are great ways to spread joy and pictures of your cool fourth of July nail art, but they're also incredibly efficient in letting people know what is bad where you are.

Absolutely, Tom. And his teammates must be uncomfortable if they're making him shower in a habit.

Exactly. I feel like the whole point is moot. I mean, you're married and you've decided not to make it an open one. So, pretty much that ship has sailed. Whether you find women attractive is kind of irrelevant given the information she gave and how she plans to lead her life. I would never advise her to hide it if the…

Actually, I kind of agree with Prudence here. She's in a monogamous marriage to a man. They are not opening it up, apparently, to include others. Marriage presumably means forever. Unless the topic came up of its own accord, what would be the point of making an announcement?

Kobe went on to say, "I would go to jail before I would go to bed without satisfying my urges. Doing that would mean that I would beat myself, that I accepted 'No' for an answer, because if you keep trying you'll either get a 'Yes' or you'll get to the right true end anyway."

You lost me at "neat efficiency of a four way intersection. " Everyone knows rotaries are more efficient and environmentally-friendly, and it's a relief that more small town traffic engineers are starting to recognize the fact, thereby dragging themselves by their knuckles into the 20th century.

One of my best friends is black, and he said I don't need any more black friends.

If they passed a law making all inebriated sex illegal, my spouse and I could charge each other with rape after every New Year's celebration we've ever been to.

Another huge factor is that blackout isn't exactly easily testable. I know when I used to drink more my friends would be like "You you were in rare form last night." *cringe* Yeah that drunk girl was crying and you tried to give her money for a ride home and almost got your ass beat for your trouble!

Her observations seem pretty reasonable. She's not saying that it is right for it to be that way; she's just describing the way it is. The juries are doing as they're instructed - only convicting if guilt is proven beyond a reasonable doubt. And when the only witness and accuser is not reliable, because they were…

That is so homophobic to suggest that he's going in last "so as not to make them feel uncomfortable." Unbelievable.

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