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You don't want to do the laundry.

Okay. Well that changes things. Can you hang around and wait while I get things settle here?

This is why my Backup Husband is my best (lady) friend. I've got our flat in Sutton Place and our matching Bill Blass suits/Pucci scarves all picked out. This is the plan.

At the beginning of this season she signed a four year contract, so I'd imagine she'd have to deal with a lawsuit as well. Also, I know Whoopi has money, but she's said many times (including on a recent episode of the View, in which she discussed shopping at Costco) that she's not nearly as rich as people seem to…

Still, its kind of sad that Apple is not lending this guy a hand.... Probably they were not aware ? who knows, but now they are aware for sure, hopefully someone at apple will be ashamed and give this guy some money every month to cover his expenses.

So why cant Apple step up and cover this mans expenses..... ? The consumers of your Apple devices for decades should be enough to take away a fraction of that from the profits....

incorrect. you cannot make lasagna without cheese, and those sad, pale things they call 'vegan cheese' are unworthy of mention.

"I didn't push our women readers far enough in their self-awareness."

Tracy, I notice 'Hits on women in long-term relationships who have children in the comments section of Jezebel' is not on your Dealbreakers list (Unless that falls under the Feminism category). Soooo....

I don't know about a "deal-breaker", but I always assumed I would marry someone who had the same voracious appetite for books that I do. Reading is such a huge part of my life.

You are a beautiful swan.

Rich man begs for money for a third party who means the world to him.

Seriously. Wozniak could have footed the entire medical bill in less time than it took him to write up his little history of John Draper.

COTD, easily the best thing I've read recently.

I mean listen, when ball busting occurs, the question I have is why wasn't he wearing a cup? I'm not blaming the guy, but I mean come on. He was drunk, walking alone by himself at night, and NOT wearing a fucking cup! It's like he wanted to get his balls kicked. What did he think was going to happen? It's just…

Ahh, "Stephanie," I disagree. I think men *are* to blame when they get kicked in the balls. ;)

It sounds like Wozniak or Apple needs to write this guy a check. That or he needs to start cooking meth.

let's put aside the lessons here of catastrophic illness and the ability of the american household to pay for it; and avoid the giant political landmine in the comments section on the ACA.

who like...approves shit like this. who makes the list, hands it off to someone, who then says 'yes good.' like who does this.