how much money do you have steve?

go large or go home

"Hi, yeah, I'm just calling to confirm that I'm getting a check for 94 million dollars that I'm obtaining totally legally. Yes, I'll hold. Okay. I'll wait while you transfer me. Hi, yeah, I'm calling about my check for 94 million dollars that isn't at all one bit suspicious. Oh you're not gonna mail it? Okay, so I can…

That isn't true though. I work as a contractor and the state could absolutely have me never perform work at a state facility.

didn't they try (or succeed?) to separate two gay penguins at a zoo a while ago?

This is how my week has been going.

Been saving this one a few days for you guys. After nearly 29 years, we're headed to post-season baseball once again in Kansas City. Thanks to incredible play and catches like this guy makes.

It's GIF Party Friday

When this day ends, I'm gonna be out of here like a rocket snail!

my week:

rewind it

Here's me at 4 today:

Did someone say gif party?

I love her so much.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

I'm pretty sure the speaker was trying to illustrate that research with female subjects has implications for more than women alone, not that research done on women should be done for the benefit of men and boys foremost.