M - O - O - N!

Except for the fact that she was driving the car with the man on the security footage of the robbery and the xray of her stomach...

"Hey George!"

If Sam doesn't catch on with the Cowboys, I suppose he is always able to join the Indians, Construction Workers, Sailors or Police Officers.

Well someone had to take Heath Ledger's place in the sequel.

I wasn't going to post this, but Greg apparently creepshotted me and in general has organized his thoughts and arguments exactly like a middle school bully. So, the author, in his everyday wardrobe:

I'm wearing pants right now, because I am a grown-ass man with a career.

I wish Jezebel hadn't covered this story at all. Like, why is this such a big news story? I think there are three angles: (a) It shows how celebrities are denied privacy (b) It shows how women have sexual material of them posted on the internet without their consent (c) OMG Jennifer Lawrence's boobs

i need the royalty to keep happening so i can become the princess/queen i am fucking meant to be tho

"If someone is passed out they're not even WITH you consciously! so WITH Implies consent."

Yah, I own a house in Keller and I decided to completely stop watering it. This summer is the second one where the only water it's gotten has been rain. It's actually doing remarkably well though. I'd much rather xeriscape it, but mention anything about xeriscaping or how dumb these fake right angle patches of…

I had a neighbor that had a bird feeder in his backyard. Apparently, by his logic, pidgeons were not welcome to eat his seed. He would sit on his deck with a pellet gun, and would pick off any pidgeons unfortunate enough to wander into his yard. The downside to this was that they would usually get flying a bit before…

They Speak Truth....

Chainsaw Flamethrower?

You'll be really sorry for questioning his feminism, man. His dad owns like half the fucking women's colleges in the U.S.

At least their urine tests were clean.

This reminds me of Karl Pilkington's aborted Clive Warren/Rebecca DeMornay project.

Do you have any actual evidence or are you just saying that because you want to end the discussion? If demand for a good doesn't increase as fast as the supply does, then the existing price of that good will drop.