Greenberg was just re-enacting the hazing Berman performs on all new hires.

He cried into a towel, and on multiple instances, retched into a bucket at his feet.

Indian Fan Dude: The one constant through all the years has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time.This field, this game, is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and that…

He's getting too old for this shit.

Hey, Emmitt, DM me directions?

He doesn't react well if you tweet at him, but if you try to subtweet a Richard Sherman burn, he drives to Erin Andrews' house to yell at her about what a garbage player you are.

This CB beefing is pretty harmless. Just ask Antonio Cromartie about the dangers of porking.

Exactly - having to do the job myself has made me more patient towards other telemarketers. However, it has also made me more critical of really bad sales people who sound even less enthusiastic about their product than I am.

Tell them you aren't the person, and that you don't know the person, and they have the wrong number.

Awww, thanks for coming to back me up, Norwood. You're a tru-WELL FUCK YOU TOO.

All of my this. I have this one particularly annoying friend. She's annoying because she's every bit as cynical as I am, but she never joins with my rage. She has her own things that anger her, but she never jumps at the chance to get mad about something. It just happens. She doesn't like it. The rest of the time?…

Is it mean of me that I saw the title and thought that Eric probably wrote it?

My husband is a cynic. I can assure you, he's not at all accurate.

Only if you sing the "turn arounddddd...." parts for me. :P

#gameswithstoriesthatdontsuckbutalsodontrequirereadingabooksworthoflore

It's an impressive block, but is anyone surprised to see Oden succeed Asgardian?

All I'm saying that differs from you is that it seems that you can't think what Sherman did was dumb without disagreeing that the reaction has been over the top, i.e. without being "ignorant" or "racist" (even though neither of the latter necessarily follow from the former).

Just spotted Pete Carroll with 12 items in the 10 items or less line.

This is all sorts of stupid.

Well, either way, if you are responding to a 2 year old blog post you clearly belong to a generation of people that needs to be euthanized. Did you forget your meds this morning?