Guys, we are looking for the wrong clue here. Lebron, D Wade and a truck. That's 3. Half Life Three confirmed.

Goddamn right it is.

and a guy in a Darth Vader costume! Hey-O!

Chris Broussard is pulling stuff out of his ass.

There are other scenarios, but they're so remote, according to Broussard, they'd constitute a statistical open rebellion to God.

When Heat is involved it's called a mirage, not an illusion.

And it's over.

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

Q. "Mr. Tendulkar, what is your reaction to the #WhoisMariaSharapova Twitter hashtag?"

I almost made a dash to my rapture bunker when I first read this as "Maria Sharapova Managed to Piss Off About a Billion Crickets."

And at the end of that summer, we all went our separate ways. I used to see Tyrese and Johnny in the hallways, but by the close of our freshman year, they were just two more faces in the crowd. I heard that Tyrese got married and has a couple of kids. He drinks a lot these days, and finds work doing odd jobs around…

"Yes, I got into this for the education as well as the physical, mental and social benefits to be derived."

You are wrong in thinking that in a bench trial the judge is going to base her findings of fact and law based on the the NCAA looking dumb by not calling a student athlete. The NCAA is on the wrong side of this. But the idea that a student athlete would be a difference maker is just silly.

These situations are always weird for me to deal with. On one hand, I come from the Louis CK brand of thinking which says that anything can be a joke, but on the other hand, I was raised by a grandfather who smacked the god into me if I didn't show respect for terms of that magnitude.

Two things:

The researchers had to reconstruct the refs' heights themselves

Is this Regressing? or Lebroning? Deadspin, just admit that you hate Big Business and love spoiled athletes. And stop throwing all this wishy-washy science in my face, "Derrrr, we aren't sure, but here's a pretty good theory." I've got a pretty good theory: Lebron James is as soft as your "science" is. Start writing…

Ades jokes aren't cool, man. I know Magic is still kicking and all, but it's a serious disease.

Better than Gatorade.