Did we just make the same joke at the exact same time?!

"They burn and rape and rob and stab with absolute impunity, apparently secure in the knowledge that the police won't care..."

Pop's next brilliant plot will be starting both the redhead and Patty Mills in the devastating Bonner-Roo strategy.

No, the foot was on the way to Duncan's donuts before the push. Not bad for a 42% shooter.

Fucking maroons.

The builders were unavailable for comment. They were out preparing the Texas A & M Bonfire.

I know we make a lot of jokes about the people in situations like this, but this is just sad. I love baseball and fondly look back on every game I've ever attended. The experiences and life lessons the sport grants you are second to none. But this poor girl is going to be turned off from the game for the rest of her…

AD Mark Coyle: Antoine has had a very difficult life and has had to overcome numerous hardships to get to where he is today. We are happy that he has found a home here at Boise State.

The hardest part, for me, was trying to explain to my son that Michael Sam actually was the first gay player to play in the NFL. The kid's a bit of a computer wiz, so he built an XML tracking system crowd-sourced from the people he figured would know best - NFL fans commenting on ProFootballTalk's Facebook page - and…

How To Explain Michael Sam And His Boyfriend To Your 7-Year-Old Children

Am I entitled to one mistake, after 35 years?

Funny, a fishing trip is what ruined Bison Dele.

"That's an interesting take, because most observers seem to believe that the NBA's action was financially motivated—sponsors leaving in droves and fan and player outrage added up to the possibility of a serious hit for the league."

I disagree.

Indeed. Who needs statistics when you can use cliches?

You know who else outlawed jokes and laughter? The Nazis.

Dan Gilbert's statement simply read, "I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER 'CLIPPERS OWNER' WINS ONE!"

What I found most interesting about your well-selected set of tweets is that most of them aren't Sterling apologists. They start with "Now, let's be clear, fuck that guy, BUT" which suggests that the misunderstanding of 1st Amendment is real, whereas I'd always suspected it was more a matter of convenient…