Don, Clod, Banned, Damn

Bomani Jones- the voice of the 35 and under NBA fan, and actually says the things that need to be said. Love the guy.

Holy shit. I know this guy is a bastard, but does that justify slaughtering his offspring on television?

Hey George, why don't you start playing some basketball and stop traveling?

"By the way - very, very few slaveowners killed their slaves. It was extremely economically disadvantageous to do so. You need to rethink your plantation stereotypes."

Simply noting that this characterization of Sterling and other owners as "old men who interpose themselves between ballplayers and the public and skim off billions of dollars" is dishonest and inaccurate. There' are numerous reasons players don't finance their own leagues, none of which disappear just because Donald…

Hey asshole, I'm RIGHT HERE. I can read what you post in the internet.

And fuck you, Barry: THIS IS OUR YEAR.

(In all seriousness I posted to my fantasy football group almost this exact column, but sincerely. Less the Thanksgiving part, of course. I cannot wait for the grief I'm about to get. I had no idea I was That…

Greenberg was just re-enacting the hazing Berman performs on all new hires.

He cried into a towel, and on multiple instances, retched into a bucket at his feet.

Indian Fan Dude: The one constant through all the years has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time.This field, this game, is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and that…

He's getting too old for this shit.

Hey, Emmitt, DM me directions?

He doesn't react well if you tweet at him, but if you try to subtweet a Richard Sherman burn, he drives to Erin Andrews' house to yell at her about what a garbage player you are.

This CB beefing is pretty harmless. Just ask Antonio Cromartie about the dangers of porking.

Exactly - having to do the job myself has made me more patient towards other telemarketers. However, it has also made me more critical of really bad sales people who sound even less enthusiastic about their product than I am.

Tell them you aren't the person, and that you don't know the person, and they have the wrong number.

Awww, thanks for coming to back me up, Norwood. You're a tru-WELL FUCK YOU TOO.

All of my this. I have this one particularly annoying friend. She's annoying because she's every bit as cynical as I am, but she never joins with my rage. She has her own things that anger her, but she never jumps at the chance to get mad about something. It just happens. She doesn't like it. The rest of the time?…

Is it mean of me that I saw the title and thought that Eric probably wrote it?