I love you all, except for Ricky Coogin.

I never had that many to begin with, so it's fine, I guess.

I never had that many to begin with, so it's fine, I guess.

Welcome to Kinja, A.V. Clubbers. Hope you survive the experience!

Welcome to Kinja, A.V. Clubbers. Hope you survive the experience!

I'd rather die.

I'd rather die.

Oh, how I've missed you Milky.

Oh, how I've missed you Milky.

Back in the unregistered days, I would frequently account for 25% of the comments in any given newswire.

Back in the unregistered days, I would frequently account for 25% of the comments in any given newswire.

In third grade, I once found myself locked out of the house when I came home from school. As a result, I shat my underpants. I disposed of them by throwing them into the yard next door. A couple of days later, my next door neighbor inquired about the pair of soiled underpants and I flatly told him "I don't wear…

In third grade, I once found myself locked out of the house when I came home from school. As a result, I shat my underpants. I disposed of them by throwing them into the yard next door. A couple of days later, my next door neighbor inquired about the pair of soiled underpants and I flatly told him "I don't wear…

In third grade, I once found myself locked out of the house when I came home from school. As a result, I shat my underpants. I disposed of them by throwing them into the yard next door. A couple of days later, my next door neighbor inquired about the pair of soiled underpants and I flatly told him "I don't wear…

I was the one who suggested The A.V. Club switch to disqus.

I was the one who suggested The A.V. Club switch to disqus.

In 2003, I cheated on my Spanish 102 midterm

In 2003, I cheated on my Spanish 102 midterm

I was the one who cancelled Firefly.

I was the one who cancelled Firefly.