I was the one who cancelled Firefly.

Do you come with the can?

Do you come with the can?

I am. I was.

I am. I was.

So long, thanks for all the laughs, and keep watching the skis…..uh skies.

EYES. GOGGLES. ETC.

Show us on the doll where The AV Club touched you.

"I grew up in an incredibly bland Midwestern family,"

I like your attitude. Now register some new accounts and fetch me some upvotes.

Oh, uh, I never hit, 100,000 upvotes…..

Alliteration and aromatherapy, I'll have you know.

Thank you for all of your meaningless upvotes!

I'm more of a well wisher than a buddy, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.

I'm more of a well wisher than a buddy, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.

Why does Samwell, the largest Night's Watchman, simply not eat the Night King?

Avenge me, A.V. Clubbers. Avenge meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Coconino Community College, represent!

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a Kinja

"Wait a minute! You little bizzles didn't learn how the War of the Five Kings ended…we won!"