Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.

George is gonna do the movie!

He's too busy working on the health care bill.

Shadow of a Downvote

Lifelong Trekkie. WHAT DOES GIL NEED WITH A STARSHIP?

You get pancreatic cancer! And you get pancreatic cancer! And you get pancreatic cancer!

Well, everyone knows Patton died in a car accident. What this book presupposes is…maybe his husband killed him.

Free two-day shipping? Bronko Nagurski didn't get no free two-day shipping, and now he's dead…well, maybe it's a good thing.

Now let's forget our troubles with a big Trump taco bowl.

Maggie Thatcher just received the Colbert Bump.

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college the Wharton School!

"We at the A.V. Club want a comment system with attitude. It's edgy. It's "in your face." You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is the comment system that gets biz-zay. Consistently and thoroughly."

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

The Stormfront commenters are coming from inside the A.V. Club!

Well, that was awesome.

I feel like a complete Buber, all these puns are going over my head.

Think smaller, and more legs.

The Ny Mets are my favorite baseball squadron. Say, let's take a relaxed attitude towards work and watch the baseball match discuss Hillary's emails.

President Twitler.

Fuck you Rick Berman Steve Bannon!