Do as I say!

Have Ken Burns killed.

Or like a balloon, and…something bad happens!

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Echuta!

I live in Tucson. Could we meet midway? Maybe in Casa Grande?

So this is what a psychotic episode is like.

Sheldon Whitehouse! Help us nominative determinism, you're our only hope!

At least Joe Arpaio lost.

FUCK YOU CHEESEHEADS!!!

AMERIKA KAUFT DAS SEXMONSTER!

Don't blame me, I voted for Clintos.

Decapitated small children for some, crushed small children for others!

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The first baseball game I went to was a Cubs spring training game with my elementary school class in either '92 or '93. I was so excited to finally see a baseball game in person, even if my beloved Mets weren't playing. I brought a binder full of Cubs baseball cards with me in the hope of getting some autographs.…

It's his job to be repetitive. His job. His job. Repetitiveness is his job!

Is she a pseudonym or something?

Sarah Palin

And there was a Brazilian international named Argelico Fucks.

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