It took seven seasons, but Fitz finally got his monkey.

I want my Dottie Underwood/Peggy Carter buddy comedy, and I want it now!

When the fire starts to burn, there’s a lesson Rupert must learn. Something something then you’ll see, you’ll avoid catastrophe

“Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Mensans entering the Oval Office until our country’s representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.”

I hate you.

My only regret is...that America has....Ken Boneitis.

Uh, you probably shouldn’t keep multiple A.V. Club tabs open when you’re posting.

Uh, you probably shouldn’t keep multiple A.V. Club tabs open when you’re posting.

My only regret...is that America has...Ken Boneitis.

Cracker babies need the most killing.

Claussen pickles contain sodium benzoate (to preserve flavor).

Suckers.

Suckers.

Suckers.

Forget it, Anxie. It’s Kinjatown.

Kinja, worse than Trump.

Kinja, worse than Trump.

I think I made it through? Which isn't really fair. I have a paltry few hundred comments here, and I'm seeing far better commenters than me in the greys.

I think I made it through? Which isn't really fair. I have a paltry few hundred comments here, and I'm seeing far better commenters than me in the greys.

I think I made it through? Which isn't really fair. I have a paltry few hundred comments here, and I'm seeing far better commenters than me in the greys.