norvaljones
Ignatz Ratzkywatzky
norvaljones

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE GUNS?

The A.V. Club turned into hardcore incest criticism so gradually, I didn't even notice.

He'll always be James Carrey from In Living Color to me.

Fuck you B.I.G. Berman!

I assure you, my stink would bring tears to your eyes.

The A.V. Club

Ha ha, you liked The Theory of Everything!

Kids today! Haven't they heard of a little thing called blackmail?

I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU! ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE GAME DESIGNERS!

I was imagining him as the baddie.

Not me! I want David Mitchell to play Bond.

The A.V. Club

Aren't those Ward's nicknames from the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. comments?

The A.V. Club

She's too street.

Agent My Purpose Is To Get Blow'd Up.

Well, this will be a Doctor who gets biz-zay. Consistently and thoroughly.

JFK BLOWN AWAY WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY?

I've seen plays that were more exciting than Cries and Whispers. Honest to God…PLAYS!